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Friday, June 27th, 2008

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    7:53a
    so, i was wondering...
    so, i was wondering, you know there's fan fiction written for stuff like Star Trek and all that, many [most?] pornogrpahic and cross gender/glb etc. in its explorations of the characters...like Kirk gets it on with Spock and all that, right? ok...so is there bible fan fiction? i imagine there have to be some Jesus-humpers out there, right? the bible's got a few cast of characters to choose from, and it's popular enough so there's gotta be right?

    i'm just sayin'....

    Current Mood: curious
    Current Music: Cartman's inappropriate Jesus songs
    8:28a
    wtf, srsly
    ok.


    so suddenly i am plagued by a song that is screeching 'round and 'round in my brain....of course it can never be a 'good' song when this shit happens, can it?
    nope.

    so instead my brainmeats are instantaneously bombarded with Iron Maiden's 'Run To The Hills'

    .....RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIiiiiiiIIIIIFE

    gah.


    it's my punishment for 'jesus humpers' isn't it?

    Current Mood: sleep-deprived
    Current Music: GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!!!!
    3:10p
    cat = 1, pocket = 0
    having many cats for many years, i've seen them attack a vast number of various things; dots of light and shadows, dangling, well, dangling anything, even certain socks, and our large Norwegian Forest cat Mecha loves to reach up, attack my PJ pants by yanking them all the way down/off [which has sometimes been a tad embarrassing]...but until today i've never seen one attack a pocket, especially with such single-minded ferocity as one of ours is right now....

    heheheh

    [info]twiin has his legs up on the coffee table, and our large, black, tail-wagging cat named Sidheannah [She-awn-nah] who, if you remember [info]tonyyoung, is the one i mentioned a long time ago who looks exactly like your beautiful boy that you lost, is stretched out across them, his front paws clamped down on either side of [info]twiin's large cargo pocket on the side of his pants....he's pulled on all the material of the pocket so that it stands straight out from the side of the leg in a large, black cone of cotton that he's trying with great reckless abandon to pull off the side of the pants with his teeth, his jaw sometimes clamping down as hard as he can while he shakes his head viciously from side to side trying to tear it off....and he's been at it about 10 minutes thus far....

    "umm, leslie will you sew my pockets back on if Sidheannah chews them off...?!"

    Current Mood: insomniatic
    Current Music: giggling

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