Hiro Protagonist ([info]dirtybunny) wrote,
@ 2008-06-27 07:53:00
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Current mood: curious
Current music:Cartman's inappropriate Jesus songs

so, i was wondering...
so, i was wondering, you know there's fan fiction written for stuff like Star Trek and all that, many [most?] pornogrpahic and cross gender/glb etc. in its explorations of the characters...like Kirk gets it on with Spock and all that, right? ok...so is there bible fan fiction? i imagine there have to be some Jesus-humpers out there, right? the bible's got a few cast of characters to choose from, and it's popular enough so there's gotta be right?

i'm just sayin'....


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[info]dextra
2008-06-27 11:58 am UTC (link)
mmmmmm
sacriliscious!

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[info]dj_spider
2008-06-27 12:00 pm UTC (link)
Oh, yes indeedy:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Bible_slash

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[info]dirtybunny
2008-06-29 05:57 pm UTC (link)
you have provided endless amusement for me, my friends, family and a very c0rnfused co-worker; i am in debt, h00g. :D

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[info]reyl
2008-06-27 01:54 pm UTC (link)
*must not write Jesus slash Judas non con pr0n*

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[info]twiin
2008-06-27 04:51 pm UTC (link)
Judas turned at last to make eye contact, and he had his answer. "The problem is I don't want just anyone. I want you," Judas explained. "I won't ask you to sin. I won't tempt you to do things God has forbidden you. Instead… with all possible love and care, I promise… I'm just going to take you by force."

Jesus couldn't think, much less speak. He blinked once. Blinked again. Finally found his voice. "You wouldn't."

"I will." Judas came forward and took him by the shoulders, and he suddenly felt very aware of the rope... and very helpless. With his elbows nearly touching behind his back there wasn't much he could do to defend himself if someone really meant to... And he couldn't very well scream bloody murder out here, either; nobody was going to come out to investigate a couple of Jews brawling in the street. And even if someone did, it wouldn't mean help - just a beating for the both of them for disturbing the peace.

Jesus waited a moment in case God was going to give him a flash of inspiration. When no ideas came he swallowed. "Judas..."

"I will. I have to." And then Judas really crossed a line: he stepped in and pressed his hips to Jesus's. "Feel that? There is no water on earth cold enough to make it go away."

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[info]reyl
2008-06-27 05:18 pm UTC (link)
I have tears in my eyes. Oh gawd.

I must resist the clicking of links. At least while at work. Isn't that one of those new sins the Pope was all up in people's face about recently? Thou shalt not read slash?

Dude. I can't believe you looked that up. And found it. And. And.

*dies*
*goes to hell*

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[info]sloot
2008-07-01 12:47 am UTC (link)
'found it'?

he wrote it.

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[info]t0yb0x
2008-06-28 12:28 am UTC (link)
The one thing you have to remember is this... Rule 34 - If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

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