Hiro Protagonist ([info]dirtybunny) wrote,
@ 2008-06-28 23:55:00
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"well you know -i- just think that if your superhero has his umbilical cord, then it should have super powers; it's just logical, you know?" me to my co-worker Jonathan...

now he wants me to ask the internets what superpowers a superhero's umbilical cord should have...i say it should be like Wonder Woman's lasso of truth...oh great and wise internets, what says you?


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pet peeve #437863

when people pronounce 'longitude' with a hard 'g', like a hybrid of 'long' and 'attitude'...


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[info]dolston
2008-06-29 04:43 am UTC (link)
I just like the idea of using super hero umbilical cords for stem cell research!

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[info]dirtybunny
2008-06-29 01:26 pm UTC (link)
you mean like superhero stem cells for like, a superhero hospital? to help replace ice-y blast cells or telekinetic cells? :)

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[info]noizefreak
2008-06-29 06:36 am UTC (link)
Like 'dongitude?'

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[info]dirtybunny
2008-06-29 01:24 pm UTC (link)
yes. exactly like 'dongitude'.

or 'schlongitude'
or 'bongitude'

OH or 'KONGitude' heh...

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[info]eloree
2008-06-29 12:55 pm UTC (link)
When I was young I used to pronounce horizon like you do in horizontally. I mispronounced a lot of words, but my folks figured it was because I hadn't heard them said, I'd just read them (and the English language is so darn weird).

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[info]dirtybunny
2008-06-29 01:27 pm UTC (link)
i've heard that English is one of the hardest languages to learn; let's hope it makes it easier to learn Dutch 'cause i'd like to be tri-lingual in the near future...

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[info]dharmasatya
2008-06-29 03:39 pm UTC (link)
Super Hero Umbilical Cord?

It's should be stretchy. Very, very, very stretchy.

...and prehensile. (So the stretchy-ness can be useful.)

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[info]pogoing_nowhere
2008-06-29 04:48 pm UTC (link)
i think the super hero umbilical cord would likely have the same snazz as the bride with the white hair's hair? with much much LONG'A'TUDE.

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[info]oblomova
2008-06-29 04:56 pm UTC (link)
I just like the idea of a superhero using his or her umbilical cord to clothesline bad guys or bad gals as they try to run away. I like my superheroes with a side of slapstick, what can I say?

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[info]_iszoloscope_
2008-06-29 06:02 pm UTC (link)
Fuck all this weak shit! An umbilical cord with super powers should have erectile abilities! That's right, it should turn into a dildo and shape itself dynamically to perfectly satisfy its trusty sidekicks and victims alike. It should be nature's super human way to give back a little to mommy (and daddy too if he's into that kind of stuff (or even some not so random young adult with needs satisfiable by dildo-ing of the same longitude)).

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[info]lumpy_lia
2008-06-29 07:40 pm UTC (link)
oh yann, how I miss you.

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[info]nextproblem
2008-06-30 12:30 am UTC (link)
After giving birth twice I saw that the umbilical cords had super secret powers.....

* when ever I say anything ending in ng lik wrong its sonds like ron..long..lawn...:-/

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re: longitude
[info]pheloniusfriar
2008-07-03 05:35 am UTC (link)
The word of the day then must be "frangible".

Just in case you were wondering...

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